Purged34543: can you sew?
clme3748: um... yes.. why?
Purged34543: can you sew pants?
Purged34543: from scratch?
clme3748: No... at least I've never tried. I'm more for repairing rips.
clme3748: OH yeah... Hi I'm Chris, who are you?
Purged34543: how about a time machine? can you sew me a time machine?
clme3748: Sure! Easy.
Purged34543: and a rocketship?
clme3748: Hrm.. a little more pracitce and maybe.
Purged34543: but you know the best way to make rocketships is love
Purged34543: i once went to the moon on a rocketship of love
clme3748: Er... is this Abba or Jefferson Starship?
clme3748: Perhaps Fleetwood Mac?
Purged34543: no of course not
Purged34543: this is the seven colored character
Purged34543: do you dream in a sory of technicolor dreamcoat of sorts?
clme3748: Joseph?
Purged34543: JESUS?
clme3748: Call me Christ.
Purged34543: god never gives us more depleated uranium than we can carry.
Purged34543: or more icecream sandwhiches than we can eat
clme3748: Or more syphilus-infected whores than we can under-pay!
Purged34543: no he gives us way too many of those
Purged34543: it only applys to the icecream and uranium
clme3748: What about black-patent leather shoes that reflect up? We need more of those.
Purged34543: you sacrilegious fuck
Purged34543: jesus would shit himself if he heard you talking like that
Purged34543: is that what you want?
Purged34543: a shitting jesus?
clme3748: Well... yes.
Purged34543: your right!
Purged34543: we could bottle it and sell it
Purged34543: genuine jesus poo to sooth your ailments
clme3748: Hrm... that would not only piss of Christians, but Muslims and Jews too! Its equally offensive! YES!
Purged34543: detractors may deride this idea if they may, but profits r goin straight to the heavens,.. it'll get the thumbprint of jesus, his seal of approval
clme3748: Hmm. Clubbed baby seal of approval?
Purged34543: if you put the dootie under a black light it'll glow like a technicolor dreamcoat
Purged34543: peach n plum when he's full of cheer, grape when he's mournful and introspective, jalapeno and a bit raunchy wwhen jesus sucks back a few beers and gets an anger kick flowwin thru him
Purged34543: it changes like the mood ring
clme3748: I must say that this is a little bit in depth even for Jesus poo... how did you learn so much of the ways of mood-poo?
Purged34543: i used to sell it way back when
Purged34543: im looking for a new partner to take over the market
Purged34543: im sure with the cunning exploit of this internet device i can take over the world
clme3748: Indeed. If only god weren't dead so you could partner with him.
Purged34543: no gods a cheeky swine
Purged34543: he tried to scam me out of millions
Purged34543: got his little son to babble on about something trying to confuse me... but i put them in their places
clme3748: Hmm. I see.
Purged34543: so you in?
clme3748: What would I get out of it?
clme3748: Do i have to sew or something?
Purged34543: sew me a time machine
Purged34543: i hope you have a good understand in physics because im not going to explain it to you
clme3748: Hmm... but I need special needles to sew the flex capacitor.
Purged34543: what kind of powers
clme3748: Um... well.. this special needle is located only in the cracks of doom, and anyone holding it has +5 to dexterity.
Purged34543: pisha i got a closet full of +7 dex needles
clme3748: But this one is speshul and majikal
Purged34543: what makes it so majikal
clme3748: Well... its the only needle capable of sewing a flex capacitor. Trust me! I've seen back to the future 20 times!
Purged34543: let me go find your needle
Purged34543: couldnt find your needle
Purged34543: were going to have to use an alternate device
Purged34543: WAIT maybe i do know where it is
clme3748: ...
Purged34543: not there either
Purged34543: your out of luck
Purged34543: youll have to use alernate means
clme3748: Damn. Perhaps the elves that are locked in the secret underground passage of your evil mountain compound can forge one using nothing but steel and the cracks of their majikal asses?
clme3748: THE X-10 CAMERA NEVER LIES!