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 More of Zippy's pr0ntastic online adventures. In this edition,
Zippy takes a sweet young thing with a webcam and some repressed urges,
and just runs with it. Will our hero convince the poor girl to fist herself? I guess
you'll have to read to find out (hint: yes).
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 Now here's a mighty penis indeed. This is a clip
from Tromeo and Juliet, which (most film
critics would argue)
revolutionized the entire genre of Shakespearean horror porn.
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 Here's something offensive: Old ladies
who couldn't pay their rent, and posed naked(!) for the entertainment(?)
of weirdos. Slap yourself for being bad, send your Mother a big wad
of cash and a nice card, and then click on granny to take a look.
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 In this clip, a young girl
muses about
her Barbie doll engaging in violent sex. Um. Pretty much speaks for itself,
doesn't it. It's in that crappy ASF format though.
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Piercing on a budget. Those thrifty gothics always looking for a deal.
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So this is what girls do when they're hanging out alone.
Yeah, I wish. The single most impressive piece of tracheal
prestidigitation I have ever seen.
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Gotta catch em all? I think some of these so called "Pokemon Trainers" have something else in mind.
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I'm sure Dr Laura took these pictures because she wants everyone to see them. I mean she wouldn't of taken them right? so here they are, dr laura showing her asset's of how she got the title "Doctor"
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You know, sometimes a waitress really goes out of her way to make
your liquor-purchasing experience extra-nice. Now any waitress
can get a two-dollar tip outta me with a little cleavage and
maybe some girlish giggling, but this is one bar wench that felt
she had to make an impression.
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Didja ever wonder if people in previous centuries masturbated? Did
they ever! Well, here are five of the hottest, nastiest pictures of
the McKinley administration. Hopefully they'll serve some educational
purpose, or perhaps they'll get ya in the mood if you're ever called
upon to bang a really old chick. You know, like to win a bet.
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Some people wonder if the Pen is Mightier. Here
is a fine fellow demonstrating his PenIs skills, which are truly Mighty.
This link is especially reccomended for girls - if you don't watch this,
you might never find out how we recharge them. [avi 1 meg] Note: Temporarily Unavailable
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 A still pic from a
Bukakke festival, which I guess is japanese for cumfest or something.
We're not posting the whole clip because those kommunist kids over at r33t are showing them one at
a time. Head over there to see the whole thing, you sick, perverted
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Man's best friend or a real swanky lover? You be the judge.page restored 1-28-2003 (thanks archive.org!)
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