I mean, don't get me wrong: She's a hypocritical blowhard who forgets about her husband's behavior in bowling alleys when she accuses pride parades of being inappropriate. She pushes against abortion rights despite purportedly having two of them. She questions the morals of the left while eschewing those same morals she allegedly believes in. She runs on a law-and-order platform despite her criminal past. She almost definitely participated in Jan6 and should be one of the people being questioned.

But I also don't want this to turn into another "lol let's pull out the slurs because a conservative did something liberals would actually be OK with in a different situation". Especially since this information is being released from the same group that found the dirt on Madison Cawthorn.

So I want the hypocrisy pointed out, without demonizing valid forms of work (escorts and/or sex work) or abortion rights.

On the other hand... I would love it if Lauren Boebert would crawl right back into whatever syphilitic pustule she burst forth from.

In my headcanon the pustule is located on Pat Buchanan's ass.

Announcement:
https://mobile.twitter.com/lincolnwatchman/status/1536765061011734529

Press release:
https://www.fireboebert.com/boebertabortions