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GALEN: Jimbo,can I be of any further assistance to you.
Jimbo66: Why are you so slow to respond? Did you fall asleep??
Jimbo66: WHAT??? REALLY!!!! SUPER!!!!! YOUR THE BEST!! I"M GOING TO TELL ALL MY LITTLE FRIENDS ABOUT YOU!!!
GALEN: Jimbo,its free of cost.
Jimbo66: Do you take cheques??
Jimbo66: How much do I owe you???
GALEN: Jimbo,Is there anything else I can do for you ?
Jimbo66: Hello?? Are you still there???
Jimbo66: How Much do I Owe you??
Jimbo66: Ahhh That's the Cream!
GALEN: [Item sent - p e n i s m i g h t i e r . c o m]
GALEN: http://www.penismightier.com/
GALEN: Jimbo,I am sending you one more site,please review it.
Jimbo66: I'm not looks for "The Pen Is Mightier then the Sword" I am looking for a site called "Pen Is Mightier"
GALEN: http://www.chebucto.ns.ca/CommunitySupport/Men4Change/write.html
GALEN: [Item sent - The Pen is Mightier than the Sword]
GALEN: I am sending you the site,please review it and let me know your feedback.
Jimbo66: Your the Best!
GALEN: Please wait for a moment.
Jimbo66: I was looking for the URL for this cool website called "Pen Is Mightier" Maybe you could help??
GALEN: Is there anything else I can do for you ?
GALEN: Sorry, this is the only information I could locate on this topic.
Jimbo66: hello??
Jimbo66: This is great if I was going to cook some food, bit I need to kill germs on my metal braces...
GALEN: [Item sent - Microwave Cooking with Carolyn Dodson - Microwave FAQs]
GALEN: Thank you for waiting. I have located some information regarding your request. Please review it and let me know if it is beneficial to you.
Jimbo66: Why is this taking so long? I thought this would be alot faster!!!
GALEN: Please wait for a moment,your search is in progress.
Jimbo66: are you on a break or something??
Jimbo66: I'm sorry!
GALEN: Jimbo,please wait for few more minutes.
Jimbo66: Can you make this quicker???
Jimbo66: Are you even a real person?
GALEN: Please wait for a moment,your search is in progress.
Jimbo66: Hello?!?
Jimbo66: What do you mean??
GALEN: Can you please provide some more information regarding your query ?
Jimbo66: Hello?
Jimbo66: This is a strange place!
GALEN: Please wait for a moment.
Jimbo66: Galen??
Jimbo66: Mike?
Jimbo66: Can I microwave a piece of metal??
GALEN: Can you please specify what exactly you need ?
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