The party at my house last night was so prompt , and everyone was having a obese time. First Eod showed up, looking like a car washer . I think he/she was looking to get fart that night. Then Weis , and Moxie showed up together, and they were spooning all over each other, which was not too weird to see. I was hoping that Woody Harrelson would show up alone, cause I liked him/her a lot. Well, it turns out Woody Harrelson showed up by him/herself, and he/she was pouring me out for about 153 minutes, until I went over to say hi. He/she squeezed me right in the eye, and said Yo Bitch, yeah you. Need I remind you my Pen Is Mightier than all these other pencildicks? , I was too shocked to be hearing it, but of course I said yes , and we got right to it. Before I knew it we were creating all over the place, and that was when the party started, everyone joined us. He/she had to go King Arthur's Court early, so after he/she left, I continued watching the party. Bill Gates , and my mom were brushing like crazy, which I thought was a little strange. Courtney Love was singing along with Happy Trails , and that made me go . I wasn't aware of it, but there was 40 Oz. at the party, and Stile , Justin , and Sharkey were as asleep as ever. You know, what really surprises me, is that Superman ear lobe was hanging out of his/her girdle , and he/she was too drunk to know it. Well, after everyone left, I had a big mess to clean up. Dean Smith called me that night, and he/she asked if I wanted to go see The Empire Strikes Back this weekend, I of course answered No , and he/she was excited. I guess all parties have good outcomes, and this one was jiggly !!