Hi, this is Max Headroom on Network 23, brought to you by... No, no, no, I'm sorry, but if they think I'm endorsing car accessories, they've got another dipstick coming. Nah, they've tried this one before, and I'm radial tired of it. If they expect me to change gear now and start spark plugging their products, they must be out of their piston heads! Listen, I don't like to blow my own gasket, but but I have better things to do than sit here and wax polish lyrical about car parts! I've got letters from fan belts who say, "Max, you're special, you're uniqe, you're differential!" Yes, I know its what they want, that's because they're air-conditioned to it. No, I've fendered it off time and timing belt again. I mean, who's calling the tune-up? Who's in cruise control here, anyway? I'll tell ya who, me! Max Headlamp! And if they don't like it, they can stick it in their exhaust pipe and choke it! And smoke it!