Furth3r Archives (PenIsMightier Versions)

I'm a bad, bad man
by jeer
Friday, May 5, 2000

While I'm on the topic of stupidity lets examine the typical teeny booper with a web page. In fact lets not just analyze it. Lets do a point by point color commentary.

1) Full name: Lori Lynne Sipes
2) Birthday: Feb. 18, some year in the 1980's =)
3) Last time you showered: last night
4) What color pants do you have on right now?: blue...kinda washed out, rough. they're uhglee.
5) What is the last thing you said?: the sound of silence.
6) What is the color of your computer desk?: the desk is an antique made out of cherry wood. you figure out the color. dummyasshhhole.

These are truly the questions of our times. Thank god we have someone to show us the light.

7) What song are you listening to right now?: In the literal sense i'm listening to "Save Me" by Aimee Mann....but "Father Lucifer" (tori amos) is in my head.8) Last 4 digits in your phone #: 9003...someone should call me sometime. *sniffle* i'm so lonely.

For a good time call....

9) Last thing you ate: a yummy frosty from Wendy's. I'm PMSing, so i consume large quantities of chocolate. =)
10) Weirdest name you have ever heard: Adders..;)
11) Fav. radio station: 105.9, wxdx pittsburgh. worldwide baby.
12) If you were a crayon, what color would you be: siren red.
13) Last movie you saw: Studio 54, last friday nite. it sucked, but at least i got to see my baby shirtless.
14) Where do you wanna go on your honeymoon: Utopia.

Fuck, she's so deep.

15) Have you ever really been in love?: yup, unfortunately.

Back Street Boys had the same effect on me. I feel your pain sister.

16) Who do you wanna marry right now?: would you just like one person, or a comprehensive list in order?
17) Last book you read: I'm readING (present tense) "Lolita" by Valdmir N. (weird russian name.) the last book i READ (past tense) was "Shes Come Undone" by Wally Lamb.

This is proof positive for all you nay-sayers, Phonix does work.

18) Do you have a pager?: nope. why would i ever need it? no one loves me.
19) Lava lamp?: yuppers. its ugly tho..i got it as a gift. the base is gold, the fluid is yellow, and the lava is red. its very mismatched in my opinion.
20) How many bud s on buddy list?: uuh..er.
21) What's the weather?: its gorgeous!!! its about 70F degrees out in february..in the middle of Pennsylvania no less. its lovely.
22) Brandy or Monica?: neither :)
23) What did you do last night?: uuh..went to the costume meeting, came home and ate chocolate, took a nap, ate supper, got on comp, got a shower, got on comp again, went to bed. exciting eh?
24) Have you ever been skinny dipping?: nope. never been invited to, never wanted to.
25) Who are you talking to online right now?: my dawniekins *kisskiss* and Adders baby.
26) Full name backwards: sepiS ennyL iroL

And to think I almost lived out the rest of my life not knowing that.

27) Screen name: on icq its poster girl, which is purely for thomas's sake, although i don't know why anymore..everywhere else i'm known as Purr. =)
28) Sexiest thing about the opposite sex: the lips..oh god the lips.
29) If you had a genie what wishes would you make?: infinite happiness, love, and inspiration of words.
30) Fav. CD(s): The Great Expectations Sdtrk, Silverchair - Neon Ballroom, Duncan Sheik - Self Entitled, Tori Amos - Little Earthquakes, Boys for Pele, Fiona Apple - Tidal, Sneaker Pimps - Self Entitled, the Cruel Intentions Sdtrk.
31) Where ya going tomorrow?: nowhere, hopefully.
32) Who do you most admire?: A slew of fictional characters from books...but uh. in the real world, i most admire Madonna.

Slut-ka-teer

33) Fav. Backstreet Boy/*N*SYNC/Spice Girl: the pretty one/the pretty one/the pretty one ;)
34) Do you like the person who sent this to you?: ariel is a red hot sex goddess. rawr. fuck me like superman ariel. ;)
35) If you were stuck on a deserted island who, of the opposite sex, would you want to be there with you: uhm, well i'd need multiple guys. i'm like a praying mantis. after i mate with a guy, i bite his head off. both heads mind you.
36) Would you pierce your nose, tongue, or bellybutton?: i'd pierce my bellybutton, but theres really no point since i never show my belly. i have flub.
37) Be serious or funny?: i'm too serious..i'd rather be funny. funny people dont have to face reality. =)
38) Boxers or briefs?: personally, i like the undies you can eat. strawberry flavoured. mmm.
39) Whole or Skim Milk?: skim.
40) Single or taken?: single, as usual. hohum.
41) Simple or complicated?: complicated

You sure are.

42) Law or anarchy?: anarchy.
43) Grey or Gray?: both. depends on my disposition of the evening.
44) Night or Day?: latenite.
45) Color or black-and-white photos?: color.
46) Sunrise or Sunset?: sunset.
47) Rap or Rock?: Rock
48) Stay up late or get up late?: Stay up late.
49) Bath or shower?: shower.
50) Is it POP or SODA ?: pop.
51) X or O in Tic-Tac-Toe?: X
52) Eat an apple or an orange?: an apple. citrus upsets my tum tum.
53) What came first?: the ignorant.

Yup, right around "Feb. 18, some year in the 1980's"

54) Tall or short guys/girls?: taaaaallll guys are so sexee.
55) Sun or moon?: the moon
56) Emerald or ruby?: Ruby
57) Pants or shorts?: shorts.
58) Left or right?: left.
59) 10 acquaintances or 1best friend?: 1 best friend.
60) Vanilla or chocolate ice cream?: CHOCOLATE.
61) Cindy Crawford or that Russian chick from Victoria's secret: i've heard that the russian chick is sexee, and cindy has that *thing* on her face, soo, i'll go with the russian girlie.
62) Green beans or carrots?: neither.
63) Low fat or fat free?: fatFULL (i just had to steal your answer ariel, its so appropriate for me ;))
64) hair in pony tail or leave it down?: leave it down on days i'm not feeling skanky, pull it up when i am.
65) Silver jewelry or gold jewelry?: gold for winter, silver for summer.
66) Kids or no kids?: i have a weird feeling i'm going to end up a single parent from a drunken orgy.

This one speaks for itself.

67) Dogs or cats?: KITTIES KITTIES KITTIES! MWROR! PURR!
68) Half full or half empty?: Half empty
69) Mustard or Ketchup?: ketchup.
70) Hardcover books or soft cover books?: hardcover. they look more intellectual.

They sure do, they sure do.

71) Newspaper or magazine?: magazine. *JANE*, Seventeen.
72) Catsup or Ketchup?: ketchuuup.
73) Sandals or sneakers?: sandals.
73) Ariel or Julia?: ariel, because shes going to marry me in las vegas. to hell with julia!
74) Wonder or amazement?: wonder.
75) Red car or white car?: red
76) Happy and poor or rich and sad?: i wanna be a rich bittch.
77) Singing or dancing?: singing
78) Hug or kiss?: kiss
79) Corduroy or plaid?: plaid.
80) Happy or sad?: sad
81) Live or die?: die
82) Ben Affleck or Matt Damon?: its all about the benjamins baby.
83) Fav. Person online: myself. rawr.
84) Braces?: need um. ;)
85) Fav. movie: cruel intentions, lolita, jakobs ladder, great expectations, city of angels, flowers in the attic, foxfire, boogie nights, little blue boy, interview with the vampire, 86) Fav. Drink: Dr Pepper, yumm.
87) Fav. Actor: ryan phillippe, my baby boy.
88) Fav. Actress: 89) Fav. Singer: Duncan Sheik, Tori Amos, Esthero, Edwin, Aimee Mann.
90) Fav. Musical Group: too many to name...
91) Fav. Car: something small, shiny, red or black. i dont care what.
92) Fav. T.V show?: ER, Tom Green, Undressed, Real World (Road Rules SUCKS,) Charmed.

Yeah what would life be without MTV?

93) Friends?: i have no friends. i walk alone.

Christ, she's so fucking deep it hurts.

94) What color hair do you prefer for the opposite sex?: dark red (purplish burgandy) or black.
95) Fav. #?: 17, 24, 21, 19, 2, 16, 33.
96) Coke or Pepsi?: depends. usually pepsi tho.
97) Fav. store in the mall: the express. it has yummy clothes and atmosphere. its connected to the body shop, so you can smell all the fruity scents. plus it plays trippy-hoppy music and has neat furniture.
98) Fav. store anywhere: i love individually owned boutiques.
99) Siblings? none

One accident is enough.

100) How many? er. none.
101) Least fav. subject in school: adv math.