Always remember: Spring forward! and Fall back!
| Thursday, March, 30th 2000 |
Here is a post from our friend Link
who may soon be posting on PenIs. Yes if you have any articles, or
sample posts go ahead and
submit those bad boys to me. We would really like some
people to write articles for the article section..
Here is another one of Link's
posts. If everyone likes link's writing, etc we will slowly integrate him
into the PenIs
dosage. Let Link know what you
think of his writing so far
--link's post--
Today while checking out my new class schedule to see if I had the same
class as a friend, I came across a few things that I didn't quite care
for.
1) It turns out that my Intro to Philosophy class has been cancelled. I
can't fucking believe that they can just cancel a class and not inform the
students. I was moments away from ordering my books for the class when I
came across this information. 2) They now have web registration at my
school. This is a wonderful idea, and I can't tell you how happy it makes
me that they are finally with the fucking times. However, due to a lack
of
brain cells, they have decided to put every fucking service that the
school
offers on one server. That means that email, ftp, class listings, class
registration, web-serving, etc. is all done from the same fucking box.
One
computer handles all of this bullshit. So this basically equates to,
every
other submittal being refused due to massive bottlenecking on the server.
Fuck NSCC.
(Ranting Session)
I used to wonder why the United States was ranked thirteenth in education,
but now I know why.
--end of links post--
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist,"
because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?"
and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say,
"Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't
even pay his bill.
Tables are turned on the RIAA
Source:CNET
The broadcasters yesterday asked a U.S. District Court in New York to rule
that sending over-the-air radio signals with recorded music to the Web is
no violation of "digital performance" rights under a 1998 copyright law.
Well fuck what a day.. I've been on the go from:
That in a nutshell is my reason for lack of updating today. I'm suprised
I've even been updating. Know who we should make fun of? Thats right
Wies, he has been sitting at home like a bum and not even kicking up
something for the readers.
Course if your board I recommend reading the Message
Board. Some nice heated conversations going on in there. Post now
spellcheck later.. sorry, but thats the best you get out of me while I'm
still at work..
Source:Me
"After much research we found that when people cry it is not a happy thing but an emotional thing. When you beat someone up and they cry, they aren't crying tears of happyness they are crying tears of fear and pain." said Scientist Alfred Ragabo
"Yeah after you begin to spit up blood you kinda begin to worry as you think 'Hey that's my blood it's suppose to be in my body not outside it'" said little Jimmy Snubitz, during an interview right after I beat the crap out of him.
Source:The Sun(yup a gossip rag)
He swigged so much booze at Rebato's tapas bar, near MI6's London HQ on the south bank of the Thames that he could not remember a thing - and did not discover the laptop was missing until next day.
Source:Boston Globe
The woman, whose name was not released, was attacked while walking along a street a few blocks from her Las Vegas home, Fire Department spokesman Tim Szymanski said. He said they may have been drawn to something in a bag she was carrying.
Source:Boston Globe
''If this virus reappears this coming year in mosquitos and birds, it's very likely that it will spread out of southwestern Connecticut, New York City and the surrounding counties and New Jersey,'' said John Anderson, director of the Connecticut Agricultural Experiment Station.
''If the virus is permanently established in North America, it will only be a matter of time before migratory birds carry it (throughout) the U.S.,'' Anderson said.
Eod, those little banner things rock. Mr. Furth3r,
please, please could you show
me how to make those? And after that, could you teach me how to
make love? Meanwhile, sorry I don't have any stupid pictures for y'all
today (day ain't over yet), but there is much wheeling and
dealing taking place over the official weishaupt cell phone. Yep,
that's right, it's find a job time for weis. If anyone can help out,
here's my resume:
I just woke up about 10 mins ago, not all my system functions have come online. Slowly but surely each function is bringing itself
to operation. At this point I'm operating on the basics, Breathing, Sight, basic motor skills,& Email checking. "But wait Eod" you
say "It's 7:45am don't you work graveyard and get off around 1:00am". "Yes yes my friend" I reply, "welcome to my new hell." I work from
4pm til 1am come home goto sleep around 1:30 or 2:00 get up around 7:45am get ready and goto classes til 3:00pm after classes I jet off to work
from 4:pm-1:00am. Repeat steps each week until quarter is over or ulcer keeps me from attending these functions.. Which ever one comes first.
(Not to mention still able to throw in updates for the site)
But I've started today off on a good foot. I check my email and check these bad boys out. Our friend furth3r was nice enough
to take time out of his busy schedule to make these wonderful PenIs banner ads.
To the tune of Snoop Doggy Dog's fine song "Gin & Juice"
With so much drama in the EN Scene
Chorus: repeat 2X
Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice
Source:Telegraph
An FBI officer flew from Philadelphia to crack what they believed was a
hardened gang of internet criminals. But instead they found Gray, who has
been using a £700 laptop.
Source:washington post
Oh yeah. They found my luggage.
Finally. When I say they, I'm of course referring to the unholy
results of the mating between inbred sloths and a
purple-assed mandril (surliest member of the baboon
family) who comprise the baggage-handling department of
United Airlines, may all their anal passages be clogged
with brillo pads.
Source:News unlimited
Last August, Mr Stephenson was found on his living room floor in a pool of blood, and never regained consciousness. He had a fractured skull from a single blow with a sledgehammer, Mr Hilliard said.
I'd like to throw in also that the Kingdom is a lot uglier than those computer enhanced images show.
They grey is a bit more sun faded and they are missing all the years and years of pilled up bird shit
that gives the top its own special color.
That's what I'm going see tomorrow. Within 20 seconds the whole Kingdome
will come down like the pictures shown above. I remember when I was about 7 or so and I went to my first
Seattle Mariners ball game.
When I first stepped foot into the Kingdome I was awed at the sheer size of the building. It was hard to imagine that man could
build something sooo large out of concrete. And now there going to blow it up! Oh well I guess. I should look at the bright
side, since I now live in Portland my tax dollars won't go to pay for it, or the cost of building a whole new stadium. Okay well
anyways I need to run now, I have a long car trip ahead of me till I get to Seattle.
2600 registered the domain name www.fucknbc.com who wouldn't love a name like that?
... ... Oh ya NBC might have something to say.
Letter from NBC to 2600:
You can read it here.
Yeeehaww, I'm on the road to recovery. I found out I got sick from this
e-mail that said 'open this for a free trip to mexico'. I was like score
a
free trip to mexico, I'm on this shit, then suddenly I started to
feel
sick after opening it. Suddenly I was bed ridden for 3 days, until I
flushed my
system out and cleared it with some herb. I'm feeling better again, my
head is still a bit stuffed, and thought I might loose my lunch today but
I held it in. I did it, I forced myself to work, and now I'm starting to
feel a bit better. I was hoping to make some fun fever assisted posts but
alas the fever did not burn high enough.
There is always next time
Source:Excite
Police said the father of Alisha Jackson told them she shot herself with a pistol she found in the house Thursday evening. An investigation was underway and the death had not yet been classified, police spokeswoman Nelda Fonticiella said.
Home again, home again, jiggity jig. Man, it's good to be back.
Which incidentally means you guys can start mailing me crap again.
I say "guys" because of the appallingly small amount of hatemail
I got when I said that all women were evil, subhuman creatures.
I'm just assuming here. At any rate, I got lots of stuff to comment
on: *I get this email from Eod suggesting we move over to the
site that hosts
Stile and BAMF
, and it sounds like a good deal, unlimited bandwidth, unlimited storage,
and I guess it's free, but it's got banners. And I'm kinda personally
againts banners. I still miss Unix Mosaic 2.7 because it had a menu
option to skip pictures of arbitrary size, e.g. 480x60. Furthermore,
Stile's bandwidth has sucked ass for the last week. So I'm kinda leery
about this hosting place. It's not like we'd make any kind of real money
at it, so I say, Fuck Banners. *I ran into an ex-girlfriend of mine
last week, having dinner after a wedding in Decatur, Illinois. She was
a kind of weird blonde named Carole. The night I met her, which I think
was 1996, she was completely shitfaced, and
tried to go down on me in front of a bunch of my friends. Wish that
happened more often. Anyway, three months later, she talks me into
helping some friend of hers move to Chicago. So I load all her
furniture and shit into a Ryder rental, drive that sucker for three hours,
and then unload it all and carry it all up eleven fucking flights
of stairs. Then, while I'm driving the Ryder back to where we rented it
that afternoon, the bitch dumps me. And tells me that she still wants to
be friends. Why, so I can do more manual labor for ya? Here was our
conversation when I saw her at last week:
*In other news, some deranged woman just called my
house, thinking it was a church. She wouldn't shut up about
how she has to talk to the Deacon, and I'm too polite to just
hang up on her. I've already told her a million times that I'm
not a deacon (although I am a minister through the ULC) and I don't know any
deacons, so eventually, I just tell her, yeah, I'm the Deacon, say
whatever it is you gotta say. So she launches on this tirade about
Satan invading the public schools, and "sexual abominations" (whatever
those are) in the inner cities and the trailer parks, all in the
lurching, slurred voice of either a retard or a ritual marijuana
abuser. This all happened while I was writing the previous paragraph.
After she rambled for a while, I suggested to her that maybe if God
wasn't gettin the job done, she should try praying to Satan for awhile,
and see if that gets the job done. Then I hung up on her, because,
shit, I haven't got the time to be dispensing free religious advice.
*That
ForTheLoveofJulie.com site is a hoax after all. (hint- use that link,
don't type in the html or you have to go through some boring shockwave
shit)
Stile linked to it a while back, and I figured it had to be fake, but
my faithful sidekick Biznich
was kind enough to inform me that,
Yup, it's fake. Too bad, I think we all wanted to see more
stalking on the web. *The sub-cretinous baggage handlers at United
Airlines, who are all the offspring of boar hogs and inbred mountain
gorillas, lost my luggage again.
Source:Washington Post
Harrelson's trial for possession of marijuana, a misdemeanor that carries a potential fine and little possibility for jail time, has been put off pending his appeals. After one earlier hearing on his case, Harrelson said he was prepared to stand trial to continue his fight.
Unveiling the largest international law enforcement project ever assembled to fight fraud on the Internet, the Federal Trade Commission said its cybercops have surfed the Web like digital squad cars on the prowl for high-tech rip-off schemes.
"Internet con artists are bad actors without borders," said Jodie Bernstein, the director of FTC's Bureau of Consumer Protection.
Source:CNET
The program, dubbed Wrapster, has been available for downloading since yesterday. According to its developer, Wrapster allows any kind of file to be listed and traded over the Napster network, which was designed to recognize only MP3 music files.
The movie and software industries are watching the RIAA's experience closely, aware that they'll ultimately be subjected to the same pressure. They don't face the same risk of widespread piracy today because high-speed Internet connections still aren't common enough to make numerous downloads of their products feasible.
So I've been on the search for a new job, one where people will treat me with alittle more respect.
Actually, I guess most jobs totally overlook what you do for the company. Actually I rarely hear of
respect in the workplace, who am I kidding. Screw working, I'm gonna be a hippy and not work.
Some how they don't work but they have a car, food, place to stay and pot. Shit, I'm not asking
for much more except a broadband connection.
Well, you chuckleheads, I'm a mere 12 hours away from being back on
the glorious Left Coast. I'm presently in Palatine, IL, which is a
small, pointless suburb of Chicago, with nothing to reccomend it
whatsoever except for a bar called "Durty Nellies", wherein one may find
lots of young cooter. I'm crashing with my friend DeFender, who's known me since I was about five, and
is therefore beyond surprise, so feel free to email him and tell him you
porked his girlfriend or something. And incidentally, he's a Prince among
men for letting my smelly ass sleep on his couch. Tomorrow morning I wake
up at some unchristly hour and fly out of O'Hare, and I'll be back in
Portland before lunchtime. Somebody better meet me at the goddamn airport
with a joint, goddamnit!
But just to make you wonder about God's plan for us, here's an odd little
clip I found on DeFender's HDD. Um.
Somebody wanna explain how that came about?
When you was born YO mama thought you was a detached vaginal hemorrhoid!
I figured pokemon was so popular we just had to have something pokemon on the website. Check this newest addition to the crapper.
Source:Wired
Supposedly there is a secert menu you can access that will remove the region code, thus allowing you to watch foreign dvds.
(Hint:Sometimes foreign places will get the movie on dvd while it is still in the theaters in the US)
Looks like half the staff has taken there lunch break to go down to circut city to pick up there Apex DVD player for $99. (Do
it now!)
Ugh my head, feels like it is going to explode, its quite doubtful that I will be able to tollerate ignorant whining customers for 8 hours today, I'm gonna goto sleep after this post and wake up and try to goto work. If not, I'll expect mass support through email, aim(gewdyit420) and icq wishing me well. =)
Source:excite
The man told customs officials he wanted to add the snake -- export of which is outlawed as an endangered species -- to his reptile collection.
Ahh crap I've gotten some sort of cold/sore throat thing. Which totally sucks because part of my job
performance is how clearly I can speak. Not being able to speak has quite a negative effect on the
whole troubleshooting process. So I'm hoping this case of Henry's Blue Boar Ale will help me on the
road to recovery. Well, so far I'm on the road to somewhere.
Greetings from Illinois, armpit of America. I tell you,
I'd be ready to write off the whole of downstate IL as
hopeless, if it weren't for all the corn-fed midwestern
beauty pageant girlies. I apologize profusely for my
absence, and I'm gonna get to my mountain of PenIs-related
email just any day now. In the meantime, it sounds like
everyone's getting pulled over, so here's my cop-related story.
Last night, me, Fenomas,
and my Pop go out to see a concert. Afterwards, off to Steak 'n'
Shake for delicious ice cream treats and staring at obese people.
All well so far. But what do we find when we get back to my
Dad's place? Some scumfuck broke in through the bedroom window
and rifled the place. Drawers pulled out, furniture overturned,
shit like that. The weird thing is that this must have been
the dumbest fucking burglar in the history of burgling.
He found my Dad's camera and just left it on the floor.
He found a pile of checks, and just left them there. Maybe
fifteen grand worth of stereo equipment, and he leaves it be.
A Startac cell phone, expensive bottles of booze, VCRs,
all of the valuable shit had been moved or looked at, but none
of it was taken. What's the one thing this dipshit took?
The Intellimouse I gave my Dad two days ago. What the fuck?
Fate works out funny sometimes I guess. The upside is that
my Pop signs the Chief of Police's paychecks, so I'd guess
that patrols in his neighborhood are gonna go up about a
thousand percent. Lucky him. At any rate, I'll be back in
the great Pacific northwest in a few days, so expect more
filth-related audio-visual stuff by the end of the week.
Oh yeah, and Eod, tell your boss I desperately need a job...
um, I mean, that I might consider accepting a position.
Well no real updates for yesterday I spent most of the day formatting my computer (which should of taken 45 mins) but I end up finding out that I didn't really have the drivers for my scsi card, that I thought where right in my desk. After I finally track down the drivers for the scsi card I make a boot disk for it so I can get the CD-ROM online then I hit the snag of the key for Win98SE, so I hop on the other computer check the net, find one for WIN98SE, I type it in and get the message 'This key that you entered is INVALID. blah blah blah, call 1-800-PIRATE to report where you got this' Well I did just that, I called up microsofts piracy line and said:
Me: I just got this damn piracy message when trying to install Win98
HAHA even funnier, as I write this I think about what other little programs am I lacking, well an ftp program, but I can always drop to dos and use the built in ftp program. What else? Oh ya the god damn computer generated random letter and number pw for the site. Ooops.
Well it's time to format my box but I seemed to of misplaced Josh's Ispy Webcam software. Does anyone know of a good webcam software besides Ispy? Preferably something I don't have to register? You'll be a hero you will help keep the cams going. Drop me an email.
Instead of cooking in Sparky the work microwave, I made a run for the boarder to Taco Bell.
I pulled up to the drive thru:
Womans Voice:Welcome to Taco Bell, could I interest you in a Santa Fe Chalupa for .99 cents?
Ok I order and all, whats up with the one voice at one point and another voice at another point. Yes I knew it was a
recording but it asked me a question and I answered it. Do they expect everyone to say no? It's gotta be pretty confusing
for the stoned highschool kids on a saturday night. Couldn't they make the voice atleast match?
Time to make a run for the bathroom
Time again for Eod's News updates
A group waiting on the steps of historic St. Patrick's Cathedral let out a loud chorus of "boos" as she passed, and "Go Back
To Arkansas" was a not uncommon cry.
Source:excite
From:UltimateTV
Oh ya as always some really scarey stuff happening in taiwan and here in taiwan.
Josh I guess the 15th time being pulled over is the lucky number eh? Good to hear you finally didn't get a ticket.
Well it's St Patty's day and I'm doing what you'd expect, working, and when I get home it will be
past 1am so getting drunk to celebrate would be kind of pointless because it would be the day after. So I'm spending time at
work, listening to people yell and scream about various issues and spending some much needed time with Sparky.
Who is sparky you ask? Why sparky is our disabled.. wait.. "working challenged" microwave. Last summer Sparky took a turn
for the worse, he was known at the time as "the microwave not to use because it smokes and emits sparks". Fair enough we had
another one in the lunch area, but the lines where getting long. Soon after sparky returned for a bit and began to spark
again, instead of my work replacing sparky they just kinda left it turned off for a few days and figured it was fixed. They
repeated this process for about 2 weeks until Sparky just up and disappeared. Work went on normal for about 4 months, then as
all this past months hub bub came about I ended up shifting departments and moving across the building. And who was there
waiting for me? Thats right Sparky, he hadn't changed one bit. He was still crusted with the same stains of pizza, microwave
hungry man dinners, and other heatable foods from my first day of work (1 1/2 years ago). Since sparky is a lot closer than
the other microwave (about 15 ft from my cube) I tend to heat my food up there.
Heating up food in sparky is not an easy process, anything over 30 seconds causes sparky to "spark", anything around 1 min is
sparking and smoke and I don't think many people attempt over 1 min. If my food says heat for 4 mins I have to break it up
into 45 second sessions. So me and sparky are kicking St Patty's with style, I just heated up some corn beef and cabbage in
him. Mmmm cornbeef, Mmmm sparky is leaking out radioactive waves.. Mmmm boiling skin..
I would like to give a big hand for the Portland Police Department! One of their fine officers didn't give
me a ticket last night for running a yellow light!
Well now that I work from 4:00pm til 1:00am I miss my nightly dose of simpsons. I did manage to dig up this site here. It has all the past episodes by season and you can watch all of them in RealPlayer format. Not to bad, some are better quality than others but I can look up the episode in the tv listing and then find the episode on the site and watch it from work. Management hates this and I will probably soon be fired. =)
Source:yahoo news
Robert White, 50, who is unemployed, was representing himself on a disorderly conduct charge Wednesday for allegedly causing a
disturbance at a hospital.
White objected that he was being tried in a ``kangaroo court'' and began using foul language, witnesses said. Then he dropped
his pants, bent over and gave Municipal Judge Dennis Sutterfield a view of his rear end.
Sutterfield cited White for contempt. The judge said it was the first time in his 14 years on the bench that he had been
mooned.
Wooo woooo.. Check out the new message board. Lets
fill this bad boy up.. This one is for keeps, pretty sweet except for the
ads. Hey you could even put your opions of the board in the message
board
Source:excite
news
In other news I'm pissed my Girlfriend, Josh, Josh's Woman, and Josh's
Woman's Friend are going out saturday night to see Sir Mix-a-lot
and Presidents of the United States. What am I doing? Working til
1am. First off aren't the President's suppose to be broken up? They
played every poppy 2 chord song they could play, but I guess there getting
together to play with Sir Mix-a-lot. Hell I would get back together to
play with sir mix-a-lot, I hope he brings that giant 20ft ass that he
slides down in the beginning of "baby got back".
I hate higher education. Not the idea, just the institution. I attend
the
wonderful North Seattle Community
College. They are a bunch of cock masters. Let me explain why...
Why is it that school still treat their customers (students) like shit? I
can't stand the fact that my school can see the logic in paying 6 fat ugly
bitch ass whores to sit behind a desk all day and talk on the phone, but
they see no benefit in upgrading their beyond one measly box. I also
can't
stand the fact that my school is allowed to cancel classes without
informing
the students who are enrolled in them. This would take one fucking simple
ass phone call. Or they could even email the notice to the email address
they request on every fucking registration form. I also can't stand the
fact that I have to ask for some stupid fucking advisor's permission to
take
a fucking class. Oh, does that mean you don't want my fucking money?
Well
shit, you sure don't have any problems hitting me with insane fee's like
the
"Transit Plan" (they make y
ou pay ten dollars if you drive to school, can
you believe that shit?).
Wensday, March, 29th
2000
7:00am - woke up
7:45am showered, milled around and woke up
8:00am left for classes
2:00pm last class ended (this is my earliest day of getting out of
classes)
2:20pm arrived at home and ate an apple. Worked on blowing my nose the
rest of the time.
3:00pm left for work
11:35pm Still at work and will continue to be here until 1am or more
(depends on length of last call)
1am: hopfully be walking to my car
Tuesday, March, 28th
2000
PORTLAND, Ore, (PM) Studies show that people do not like the shit beat out of them. This is quite a shocker to most people who thought many Americans enjoyed being beat upon.
I'm still a bit skeptical of all this. I'm gonna keep on beating up little kids and old ladies until I see some scientific graphs and data.
A SECOND spy has lost his laptop computer packed with priceless state secrets.
Man spies are a bunch of fucking lushes.. Rest here
The £2,000 machine was mislaid by its owner, a senior MI6 agent, after he got blind drunk.
LAS VEGAS (AP) A 77-year-old woman lay in critical condition Tuesday after being stung more than 500 times by a swarm of killer bees.
Wow old people are always breaking records one way or another.
She topped me by 470 more bees. I was swarmed once as a kid and had around 30 stings.
Read more about her story here
FAIRFIELD, Conn. (AP) The West Nile-like strain of encephalitis found in Connecticut and New York last summer could emerge as a national public health threat if it becomes permanently established in the area, the state's top entomologist predicted.
Note to self: Stay away from birds and mosquitos, they are pure evil.
Monday, March, 27th
2000 
Sunday it was really nice out, so I spent the day playing working
on a good, solid sunburn. At one point during the course of
the day, I got a chance to meet Ryan Mulroney, who is apparently
visiting the Pacific NW for spring break. Ryan Mulroney is one
of the best footbag players anywhere. He's disgustingly good.
He pulls off tricks I wouldn't dream of trying. When he kicks,
his feet look like two rabid animals attacking each other.
But enough text, click on his pic for some audio-video. Warning,
it's about three megs. He was passing the hat for tips, and it
looked like he made about ten bucks from kind-hearted passersby
(which should tell you how lucrative being the world's best
footbagger is).
Objective: To find a lavishly overpaid position
which allows me to work from home, while inebriated, and does not
in any way cut into my hackey-sack time.
Experience: Experience? I've been using computers since you
was in short pants. Hire me quick before someone else does, chucklehead.
Education: Just, you know, stuff I picked up from here and
there.
Contact: Leave a note explaining
job requirements and salary potential behind the loose brick in
the third stall at the train station men's room. Please include
twenty dollar processing fee or your offer will not be considered.
---- 
Sunday, March, 26th
2000 
You know, it's kind
of annoying of win2000 to include folders with annoying,
aol-ish names like "My Pictures," "My Network Places,"
"My Documents" and so forth. I think if they were gonna
do that, they should have gone ahead and included more useful
ones, like "My Pornography," "My Illegal Pornography,"
"My ex-girlfriend's 12 gigs of MP3's," "My Naked
Pictures from Vacation," and while we're at it,
howsabout "My Extensive Collection of Serial Numbers
to Microsoft Products." Well along those lines, you
can probably guess that this picture came from
"My Pornographic yet vaguely amusing pictures."
It's kinda hard bein the E-O-D
But I, somehow, some way...
Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day
May I, kick a little something for the reader's (yeah)
and, make a few ends as (yeah!) I breeze, through
Two in the mornin and the party's still jumpin
cause my momma ain't home
I got bitches in the living room gettin it on
and, they ain't leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin)
So what you wanna do, sheeeit
I got a pocket full of NoDoz and my homeboys do too
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what) we don't love them hoes, yeah!
So we gonna smoke a ounce to this
G's up, hoes down, while you motherfuckers bounce to this
Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]
Saturday, March, 25th
2000
A BRITISH teenager, arrested after an FBI investigation into international
computer hacking, says he obtained the credit card number of Bill Gates,
the head of Microsoft and the world's richest man.
I bet they found gates CC
number all over at Real
Doll. Read about Gates CC Here
MINNEAPOLIS To get its prison inmates to fill out their federal census
questionnaires, Minnesota is offering a small incentive $1 per form.
Hmm I remember filling out the Cenus and getting paid nothing..
Whats with
this, I could rob banks, and have fun with the money when I get caught
goto jail get free food, free gym, free sex, free board, and get paid to
fill out the cenus. Like going to damn club med. You can finsh reading
it here
Here's more
stuff from my horrible pictures folder. The pig is
funny enough, but what really cracks me up is the look
on her face. Kinda like she's about to spit out some
Skoal or something.
A print manager was jailed for life yesterday after he admitted murdering a friend who told him off for not lifting the toilet seat.
Huh... Thats really all I can say about it. Whole article is here
I remember going my first game at the kingdom and thinking "Why would someone build something so huge
out of concrete and make it look so increditably ugly". Not only did I see baseball played there
but I saw my first and only monster
truck show. I'd just like to say that the monster trucks rule inside a large vibrating concrete dome, that is known to have the 4 foot ceiling
tiles fall down.
Friday, March, 24th
2000
The use of NBC's name in this domain name constitutes trademark
infringment, and is also a violation of our copyright interest in the
NBC.com site. Please be aware that a letter is being sent to the listed
owners of this site, and that if the site is not taken down immediately,
and arrangements made to cease and discontinue all use of this name, we
will pursue all necessary legal remedies including instituting litigation
in the appropriate venues.
How is fucknbc.com trademark infringment? That is like saying the pen in
penismightier is trademark infringment. Lawyers need to learn that the
internet is a place of expression and all be damned if this thing becomes
so commcerialized that we cannot speak our mind. Thats what this whole
page is about.
MIAMI (Reuters) - A three-year-old Miami girl died after she apparently shot herself with a gun she found in her home, police said Friday.
What is a three year old doing with a gun? I didn't get my first handgun until I was 5, I mean come on I could see maybe a crossbow or a taser but a gun? I know when I have kids they will have to wait until they are 6 before they can have there first handgun. I know, I know, it's a bit old, but thats how I am.. Over protective..
Thursday, March, 23rd
2000 Me: Hi Carole. I'm a millionaire now. I, like, run a
computer company or something like that. Wait, I mean I run several
computer companies.
Well, that's how it should have gone,
at any rate.
Carole: Wow. Could I blow you
once, just for old time's sake?
Me: Tempting, but you've
really chunked up in the last couple years. Did you have a kid ?
FRANKFORT, Ky. Actor Woody Harrelson today lost his battle to draw a legal line between industrial hemp and its narcotic cousin marijuana.
Here is a little fact:When woody was on Cheers he used to smoke up with Norm and Cliff in the back pool room.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Federal authorities warned Internet-based scam artists around the world Thursday that the long arm of the law is just a mouse click away.
Want to know more? Just send me $5 and I'll show you how to make $5000 or more a week.
A new program has been posted on the Internet that transforms a popular music-trading network into a full-blown online swap meet capable of trading videos and software.
Just wanted to throw some more stuff up involing our friends the RIAA and MPAA. Cause I have much love for napster
and Wrapster
Wensday, March, 22nd
2000 
Have you ever wanted to play scientist and monitor someone while they sleep?
Maybe you just like to watch people sleep but climbing up the second floor just ain't as easy as
it used to be. You can get your kicks any way you like it with Josh's new nightvision cam,
normally reserved for CamGirls and their late night encounters, Penismightier is bringing it to you.
Now at night we can watch the exciting world of Josh as he tosses and turns, gets a drink of water and
the best part sleeping.
Tuesday, March, 21st
2000
Unlike other DVD players, the Apex can play DVD movies created anywhere in the world. Regions are assigned specific numbers
so, for example, DVDs created in Region 1 the United States can only be played in that area. But by accessing a hidden menu
in the Apex player, users can turn off regional encoding.
And guess who is all up in arms about it? Thats right our friends the MPAA who where nice enough to send us a nice legal
letter couple weeks back in reference to the DeCSS hack that was in articles.
PARIS (Reuters) - French police on Tuesday caught a man trying to sneak through customs at a Paris airport with a snake hidden in his underpants, an airport spokeswoman said.
The 30-year-old Frenchman, who was trying to smuggle the 16 inch boa into Roissy airport from Colombia, was caught out after a sniffer dog latched on to the reptile's scent through his bulging trousers, she said.
I had that same problem when I was at the airport.. Except they didn't find a live snake.
Monday, March, 20th
2000
Agent: Really what is the key?
(read user off the key)
Agent: And where did you get this copy of Win98SE?
Me: Umm dunno a while ago from this FTP. He isn't giving out anymore logins so I doubt I could get you an account.
Agent: Excuse me?
Me: I don't think I could get you an account there, that doesn't matter its the Key that isn't working. I got the key from "super crackz 3l33t w@rez d00dz", I'd like to let you know that that website has invalid cracks.. I mean how elite is that?
(click)
Sunday, March, 19th
2000
Saturday, March, 18th
2000
Me:Umm, yes actually, I'd like to get the #6 the Chalupa Value Meal.(I know this thing is a recording but I really
do want a Calupa)
...pause..
Gruff Man's voice:Welcome to Taco Bell, I'll be with you in one moment.
Me:Umm Ok, actually the lady was helping me
Gruff Man:I can take your order...
Me:Thats cool, the lady took my order
Source:excite news
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Irish cheer mixed with political jeers at New York's St. Patrick's Day parade on Friday as U.S. Senate
rivals Rudolph Giuliani and Hillary Rodham Clinton made the traditional march up Fifth Avenue before a rowdy crowd.
Gotta love the East coast. The rest here
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Several boxes of Oscar statuettes meant to be presented at the Academy Awards ceremony on March 26 are
missing -- apparently stolen from a loading dock of a shipping company near Los Angeles, Academy of Motion Picture Arts and
Sciences officials said Thursday.
Damn I gotta find out where they are selling these bad boys. Rest here
"Dr. Laura has a right to her opinion, but I think it's irresponsible of Paramount to not give equal time, at the very least,
to a person with a more enlightened and contemporary perspective," Sarandon said. "I'm totally against wasting the airwaves,
giving visibility to a person who is clearly in dire need of compassion, education, and a good shrink herself."
You may remember me talking about Dr Laura bashing Gays over the air. Then I posted some nekkid pics of her. Then I
laughed. And she probably laughed also. Susan Sarandon
wields more power than Dr. Laura does, I hope they kill off anything of Dr. Laura's that is suppose to be airing. Rest here
Friday, March, 17th
2000 Officer: Do you know why I just pulled you over?
Huh, this sounds funny... Did I break a law? or did I not? He has to make a fucking decision based on
how good my driving record is!?!?!? What a fucking bone head prick!!!
Me: Because I ran a yellow light?
Officer: No more like your front bumper ran the yellow light!
Me: <Silence>
Officer: Well let's see your license, registration, and proof of insurance!
Me: Here yeah go!
Officer: Well I am going to check your driving record really quick, and depending on the outcome,
I will decide on weather to give you a ticket or not.
Officer: Everything checks out pretty good, do you happen to know the rule on yellow lights here in Oregon?
So if there's one lesson to be learned here, if you move to another state, don't rush out and get new plates for your car.
Your old ones are kinda like get out of a ticket free card.
Me: (Realizing that I still have Washington plates) Uhhhh proceed with caution?
Officer: Wrong Answer! You STOP! Normally I would have written you a ticket, but since your not from around here
I will let it slide this one time!
Me: Thank you Mr. Officer!
Officer: Driver Safely!
Me: (As I'm rolling up my window) A-HOLE!
Note: This is the first time I have ever gotten out of a ticket!! YEAH!!!! Luck is finally on my side!
Thursday, March, 16th
2000
RUSSELLVILLE, Ark. (AP) - A man who gave graphic expression to his contempt of court got 10 months in jail for mooning a
judge.
Damnit grandpa is at it again, now I gotta bail his ass out. I doubt he is mooning anyone in jail.
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Hollywood heartthrob Leonardo DiCaprio's
stepbrother, also an actor, was arrested in Los Angeles on charges of
attempting to murder his girlfriend and was ordered held in lieu of $1
million bail , police said Thursday.
Kinda like the Man in the Iron Mask.. Well I don't know I never watched
Man in the Iron Mask but I know it had something to do with an evil brother and an iron mask. I think Leonardo was the evil
one in that movie or maybe he was the good one, is it possible he was both? I think he is evil, right down to his rotten
core. Maybe they are both evil, and they could make a movie about it "The brothers who are evil"..
Ahh crap that would be a shitty movie, thats why I work tech support and am not directing movies for the mass US market..
yet..