An email I sent to the Tuma Family:

Dear Tumors:
    Yours is the single most atrociously designed website I've ever seen. Not only is it pointless, it is aggressively annoying. It attacks the user, assaulting him/her with violent full-screen pages of interminable length, with broken links and embedded midis to make it really excruciating. The only compliment I can think of for you is that your page may win some worst-of awards. Oh, and the "Games" link is really the highlight. I can only assume that the "game" involved is the "i can't do anything until I hit Alt-F4, you idiot" game. Fun for the whole family, if your family happens to consist of cretinous retards. Which yours does.
    Please remove your webpage, it's clogging up the internet,

--weishaupt23@hotmail.com