Dirty Jokes Illustrated

So it seems this guy is out of town on business on a Friday night, so he heads out to the local bars. He tries a few promising looking watering holes, but every woman he hits on gives him the cold shoulder. When the bars close, the guy finds himself drunk, lonely and horny, and he's staggering back to the hotel when he comes across a trashy looking hooker in an alley. So he asks her how much, and she says it'll cost him a hundred bucks for a fuck.
"A hundred bucks?" says the guy, "Just what makes you worth a hundred bucks?"
"Oh, I'm worth it mister, believe me," says the hooker. "Just put your hand under my skirt, and I'll convince you."
So the guy figures what the hell, and he reaches under her skirt and grabs her pussy, and she's soaking wet. Since she's wet, the guy slips a finger in, and starts poking her with it.
"Oh, yeah baby" the hooker moans, really getting into it, "put another finger in baby, yeah, that's it!"
So the guy puts two fingers in, and starts working in and out of her, and she's really moaning and having a good time, so he goes ahead and shoves a third finger in.
Then the hooker say, "Oh, baby, it feels so good, now shove your whole hand in, ooh yeah!" So once again, the guy figures what the hell, and pushes a little, and sure enough, his hand fits in to her snatch.
Well by this time, the chick's really thrashing around, and she screams, "Oh God, yeah, now put your other hand in baby, yeah, this is so fucking good!" And even though he knows it's getting kind of rediculous, the guy is drunk, and so once more, he figures what the hell, and he shoves his free hand right in alongside the first one.

Now, the guy is pretty amazed by this, and he says, "Jesus, lady!"
The hooker says, "Oh, yeah, baby, that's so good, now clap! Clap for me, baby, clap your hands!"
The guy replies, "umm... I can't."
And the hooker says, "Yeah! Tight, huh?"

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