MessedUpWoman: Is this Big Bobby
Zippyz: it is indeed. what's up?
MessedUpWoman: Well how are you I have just
added you to my buddy list
Zippyz: im alright. who's this?
MessedUpWoman: Guess When is my girlfriend
going to get on line
Zippyz: man, i suck at guessing. if you want to
keep talking, you'll just tell me who this is
MessedUpWoman: Can you guess by my name
MessedUpWoman: Lindy
Zippyz: oh, lindy. hi, how are you?
MessedUpWoman: you are too funny. I am just fine.
Love it here in Sunny Warm Florida
Zippyz: :) and sunny warm florida loves you too.
Zippyz: lindy, you know what i need?
MessedUpWoman: Yes you should have now add me
to your buddy list........
MessedUpWoman: SNACK MIX - I should have
know.
Zippyz: nope. i need a pic of you. but snack mix
would be damn good.
MessedUpWoman: Why a pic
MessedUpWoman: What is Lynn up to (Working
tonight)
Zippyz: well, i wouldnt want to forget that
wonderful face.
MessedUpWoman: Have you talked to Chuck
Zippyz: not lately. how about that photo?
MessedUpWoman: now how do I do that
MessedUpWoman: You guys have to come to florida
to see me when I get a job and buy a house. In
that order
Zippyz: where do the kids fit in?
MessedUpWoman: them too
Zippyz: and you need a decent husband too
MessedUpWoman: Have any nice available friends.
I am ready!!!!!!!
Zippyz: well how about me? ;-)
MessedUpWoman: Zippy I go walking the beach
every morning at 7:00 it is so great.......I am 8
miles from the beach
MessedUpWoman: YOU ARE TAKEN - IF NOT
YOU WOULD BE MINE..... I SURE WOULD
SPOIL YOU
MessedUpWoman: WHO ELSE ARE YOU
CHATTING WITH ANYONE?
Zippyz: would you? wow, i'd love to hear about
it hun. can you do me a favour though? hold on
for a few minutes? i need to go do something, but
i'll be back soon
MessedUpWoman: okay
Zippyz: okay?
Zippyz: okay.
Zippyz: see you soon
Zippyz: miss me?
MessedUpWoman: Sure did
MessedUpWoman: Is today your day off?
Zippyz: so what was this about spoiling me? :)
Zippyz: yeah, it is.
MessedUpWoman: Well I sure could do a good job
of that. Now just think about it.
Zippyz: im sorry, but i think i'll require examples
MessedUpWoman: Well now - I would do everything
for you. (1ST) You would not have a Honey Do
List that IS FOR SURE!!!! That would leave
more time for fun things!!!!!
Zippyz: hmm.. like, what kind of fun things?
MessedUpWoman: Well we would have to see what
came up first!!!!
Zippyz: :). before i can consider any of this, you
must pass a simple test. are you ready?
MessedUpWoman: OKAY
Zippyz: 1) what is my FULL name?
Zippyz: middle name too
MessedUpWoman: Well I failed the first question
because I do not know your middle name.
Zippyz: you can get part marks in this test
MessedUpWoman: I see Robert Zerbato
Zippyz: Zerrrrrbato. and remember that :)
MessedUpWoman: OOOOOOOOOKay
Zippyz: 2) when is my birthday?
MessedUpWoman: April 7th
Zippyz: you need the year as well for full marks
lindy.
MessedUpWoman: You asked when IS my birthday -
not when was I born?
Zippyz: the day of my birth would consist of a
day, month, and year, would it not?
MessedUpWoman: 4/7/51?
Zippyz: very good lindy.
Zippyz: and finally...
Zippyz: 3) whati s your cup size?
MessedUpWoman: D
Zippyz: you pass! :)
MessedUpWoman: You are too much......
Zippyz: what's your phone number down there?
MessedUpWoman: 941-555-111
Zippyz: i wonder if i should call you... hmmm....
MessedUpWoman: I am staying at my brothers house
at the present time. He is in Pittsfield until
October
Zippyz: check under the mattress. im sure you'll
find some porn
MessedUpWoman: I don't see any.....
MessedUpWoman: What is new in LEE
MessedUpWoman: They are all under your mattress
MessedUpWoman: Now did you add me to your
buddy list. My e-mail is haywood@jablowme.com
Zippyz: they ARE under my mattress. have you
been snooping over here? lol
Zippyz: i did add you to my list, actually.
MessedUpWoman: I don't think so.
MessedUpWoman: good
Zippyz: can i be honest with you?
Zippyz: and personal.
MessedUpWoman: of course you can
MessedUpWoman: I need to win the lottery to come
visit my friends in LEE
Zippyz: well... my sex life with lynn is getting
pretty boring.
MessedUpWoman: why is that......... I love sex
Zippyz: im sure you do, but she's not as big a fan.
Zippyz: have you ever tried anal?
MessedUpWoman: well you have to make it
interesting.......
MessedUpWoman: yes
Zippyz: she wont let me do that anymore
MessedUpWoman: do you like that
Zippyz: it's an interesting variation :)
Zippyz: i like all sorts of things she doesnt.
MessedUpWoman: what is up with her. She need to
get with it. Life is too short. Need to have fund
and enjoy one another.
MessedUpWoman: that is FUN not fund
MessedUpWoman: fingers got crossed
Zippyz: hmm, fingers. now there's another fun
thing.
MessedUpWoman: Sure hope that some day I find
someone nice or someone nice finds me to have
fun and enjoy one another. I know those
fingers Let them do the walking
MessedUpWoman: I sure hope no one is around......
Zippyz: how old are you now lindy?
Zippyz: no one is around here. im all alone.
MessedUpWoman: well this October I will be the big
50 getting old....... Don't tell anyone
Zippyz: it's our little secret.
MessedUpWoman: Remember Holly is 30 and Rick
is 28..........
Zippyz: holly is a nice girl.
Zippyz: but what does that have to do with it?
MessedUpWoman: Thank you - did you know she
moved to Denver....
Zippyz: no, i didnt. i havent spoken to her in a
while.
Zippyz: do you think she would mind if i called to
say hello, or would that be too weird?
MessedUpWoman: Why's that
MessedUpWoman: I heard that Joe M is getting
married -
Zippyz: why would it be weird, or why would i
want to call and say hello?
MessedUpWoman: You can Well I don't
want to keep you - you are probably busy. I
am usually on line all different times of the day.
Zippyz: im not busy lindy. you're not keeping me
from anything. stay
MessedUpWoman: OKay
Zippyz: if that's alright with you, of course
MessedUpWoman: Now how is you MOM and
DAD doing?
MessedUpWoman: OKAY - I will stay on.
Zippyz: well hold on, we're getting ahead of
ourselves. what's holly's number?
MessedUpWoman: Okay hold on.....
Zippyz: alright
MessedUpWoman: 303-555-2222
Zippyz: i'll give her a call tomorrow.
Zippyz: now let's talk about you some mroe
Zippyz: more
MessedUpWoman: Now remember Denver time
difference
Zippyz: what is that? 2 hours?
MessedUpWoman: Okay now have you found
someone for me.
MessedUpWoman: yes
Zippyz: i havent, but i recommend you continue
to use those fingers as a substitute.
MessedUpWoman: Can you believe Chuck still calls
me - I just don't understand him.
MessedUpWoman: I will keep using them
Zippyz: why wouldnt he call you? you're a
wonderful girl
MessedUpWoman: I wish he did not have the girl
friend. But he must like me somewhat beacuse
he calls every couple of weeks.
Zippyz: that's a good sign. maybe he wants you
and the girlfriend at the same time? how old is he
now, anyway?
MessedUpWoman: He says that he does not see you
much anymore. Of course he lives in Pittsfield
now. I guess he can have both. I don't know
how old he is now I think I know but I am not
sure. His birthday is March 9th.
MessedUpWoman: How is Allan doing?
Zippyz: well, what do you think? 45?
MessedUpWoman: Maybe a little older
Zippyz: Allan is doing just fine.
MessedUpWoman: He likes older woman
Zippyz: who, Allan or Chuck?
MessedUpWoman: Chuck
Zippyz: you're not that much older than him.
MessedUpWoman: Chuck and I had a good time in
Florida last November when he met me. We had
fun..... OF COURSE WE DID
Zippyz: :) what kind of fun?
MessedUpWoman: Well he likes to make love!!!!!!!!
Zippyz: yeah, but is he any good?
Zippyz: what sorts of things did he do to you?
MessedUpWoman: Yeah he is. He like it when I
make love to him. All sorts of fun things.
Zippyz: did he go down on you?
MessedUpWoman: Yes why
Zippyz: i was just wondering. i heard rumours he
wasnt all that good at it.
MessedUpWoman: Who told you that.
Zippyz: oh, hey. i forgot....i wanted to ask what
holly's age had to do with anything?
Zippyz: you mentioned she was 30 for some
reason
MessedUpWoman: Well I was saying how old that I
was and that I had kids that were 30 and 38.
Thats all.
MessedUpWoman: 30 and 28
Zippyz: i see. who told me that chuck was bad?
Zippyz: promise you wont tell anyone?
MessedUpWoman: of course I would not
MessedUpWoman: His X
Zippyz: well, ... lynn did.
MessedUpWoman: how would she know?
Zippyz: we sort of had chuck over a few times
for the night
MessedUpWoman: and
Zippyz: god, lynn would kill me if she knew i told
you this.
Zippyz: she, chuck and i had fun together a few
times
MessedUpWoman: Did you really?
Zippyz: yeah.
MessedUpWoman: your are pulling my leg
Zippyz: not at all lindy
MessedUpWoman: now I would not say anything
MessedUpWoman: one thing is that he is not big
MessedUpWoman: but that does not mean anything -
it is how you use it.
Zippyz: did he make you cum?
MessedUpWoman: of course
Zippyz: just once?
MessedUpWoman: always more that once
Zippyz: how many times?
MessedUpWoman: in one night?
Zippyz: yes
MessedUpWoman: two to three
Zippyz: oh... well, there's always room for
improvement, right?
MessedUpWoman: you got it. on his part or mine.
Zippyz: well, that depends. what's your personal
best? :)
MessedUpWoman: Everytime we talk he says I make
him horny
Zippyz: i can understand that. you're making me
horny right now
MessedUpWoman: now zippy......
Zippyz: i'll be good lindy... but you dont have to
be
MessedUpWoman: I see okay
Zippyz: so what is your record?
Zippyz: in one night
MessedUpWoman: all night or just part of it
Zippyz: both
MessedUpWoman: I like to play all the time
Zippyz: now what does that mean?
MessedUpWoman: so it has varied
MessedUpWoman: can't really say
MessedUpWoman: how about you
MessedUpWoman: is lynn home from work yet
Zippyz: no, she's not home yet. i think she's
working late tonight
Zippyz: there have been nights when i've made
lynn cum 6 or 7 times.
MessedUpWoman: I have at least 9 to 10
Zippyz: over how long?
MessedUpWoman: a couple hours
Zippyz: well, im impressed. I can only have 5 or
6 myself in that long.
Zippyz: do you use toys?
MessedUpWoman: have
MessedUpWoman: they are fun
Zippyz: indeed :). do you have any with you
now?
MessedUpWoman: I know you do. Lynn showed
them to the girlsclub
Zippyz: which ones did she show you?
MessedUpWoman: the set you have
Zippyz: prove it :) what was in it?
MessedUpWoman: Oh God.. now you want me to
remember everything - I can't only one you had
to plug in.
Zippyz: ah yes. that's a fun one. did she show
you the really thick one?
MessedUpWoman: Yes I believe so -
Zippyz: i think we might be talking about two
different ones. the *really* thick one isnt part of
the set.
MessedUpWoman: She showed us that also.
Zippyz: are you sure? how thick was it?
MessedUpWoman: can't remember. It was a while
ago.
Zippyz: well, the one i'm talking about is as thick
as my fist. is that the one you mean?
MessedUpWoman: St. Louis had some great store
with all different kinds of toys in it.
MessedUpWoman: No had not seen that one
Zippyz: i didnt think so. that one is her favourite.
well, either that or we just actually use my hand
MessedUpWoman: i see
Zippyz: umm, have you ever done that?
MessedUpWoman: It has been done.
Zippyz: it doesnt sound like you enjoyed it
MessedUpWoman: yes
Zippyz: why not?
MessedUpWoman: yes I like it
Zippyz: oh. who did you do it with, if you dont
mind my asking?
MessedUpWoman: Donnie, George
Zippyz: lol, at the same time?
MessedUpWoman: no
Zippyz: no, of course not. i doubt anyone could
do two at the same time.
MessedUpWoman: your funny
Zippyz: why thank you. are you typing with one
hand yet? ;-)
MessedUpWoman: no are you
Zippyz: it's taking a lot of self restraint, but im
not.
MessedUpWoman: OH Zippyz
MessedUpWoman: Lynn better be ready tonight
Zippyz: she wont be. if i dont do something on
my own before she gets home, i'll just have to
wait.
Zippyz: it would be too weird to start though
MessedUpWoman: I like sex all the time........
MessedUpWoman: I never say nooooooooooo
Zippyz: not even playfully? not as part of a
fantasy?
MessedUpWoman: i see
MessedUpWoman: I am glad you are on line tonight.
Zippyz: why is that?
MessedUpWoman: and that I found you on line
MessedUpWoman: It is fun to see who is on
MessedUpWoman: aren't you glad I found you
Zippyz: i certainly am glad you found me. i would
be even gladder if you wanted to play a bit.
MessedUpWoman: wouldn't that be fun
Zippyz: well, what's stopping us?
MessedUpWoman: well you have family who will be
coming home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zippyz: not for a few hours lindy.
MessedUpWoman: I wouln't trust them. The
restaurant closes at 9:00 doesn't it. Where are
the kids
Zippyz: as it turns out, they're staying with friends
tonight
MessedUpWoman: I see - has school started in Lee?
Zippyz: not yet.
Zippyz: so i'm letting the kids have some freedom
MessedUpWoman: Oh
MessedUpWoman: what a dad
MessedUpWoman: What do you like the best
Zippyz: what do you mean?
MessedUpWoman: what makes you feel good
Zippyz: hmm.. a warm wet mouth always works
MessedUpWoman: it is taking you a long time!!!!!
MessedUpWoman: I see - I like that also
Zippyz: i would think so. do you shave?
MessedUpWoman: Some what I don't like to shave it
all - what do you like
Zippyz: i prefer totally smooth, but a nice trim is
just delicious :)
Zippyz: i wonder if you would.... nah
Zippyz: you wouldnt
MessedUpWoman: well if the right person wanted it I
would
Zippyz: and how would one go about finding out
if they were the right person?
MessedUpWoman: Well - If I liked them and they
really liked me and if we had fun together.
Zippyz: would you consider doing it for Big
Bobby?
MessedUpWoman: I now take it you like it shaved.
Well I am sure we could have fun together and I
do like you. You are a great friend.
Zippyz: as are you. it would really excite me to
know that you shaved it all for me, and we can
have a lot of fun together
MessedUpWoman: yes
Zippyz: will you do it?
MessedUpWoman: when
Zippyz: now.
MessedUpWoman: right now
Zippyz: right now.
MessedUpWoman: your too much
Zippyz: will you do it?
MessedUpWoman: i will do it later - yes
Zippyz: why later?
MessedUpWoman: well I have to go and get the razor
and do it in the bathroom.
Zippyz: that's okay. we got a puppy and i need
to walk him anyway.
MessedUpWoman: you have a what????
Zippyz: a puppy
MessedUpWoman: what kind
Zippyz: a highland white terrier
MessedUpWoman: I did not think that Lynn liked
animals
MessedUpWoman: how nice
Zippyz: i talked her into it
MessedUpWoman: what its name
Zippyz: george :)
Zippyz: so lindy? will you be a good girl for me
and do it now while i walk him?
MessedUpWoman: well go and walk George - how
old is he?
Zippyz: 4 months
MessedUpWoman: Lynn didn't tell me about George.
Wait till I talk with her.
Zippyz: i'd rather you didnt. she's still not totally
okay with him
MessedUpWoman: okay zippyz
Zippyz: so lindy, will you do it?
Zippyz: now, while i walk him
MessedUpWoman: I will - I will
Zippyz: okay. i'll be back in about 20 minutes.
how long do you need?

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Zippyz: you're back?
MessedUpWoman: yes Hello, I was just chatting with
my girlfriend from st. louis.
Zippyz: oh, alright. so... how did it go?
MessedUpWoman: What do you mean -- I am all
done