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%. Finally, you shall swear, affirm and promise:  To stand rigidly at 
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anyone who tells you, "I'm a member of .." by interrupting, "Yes, you 
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hour each day proselytizing for penismightier.com on street corners and 
hand out Official Team Penis leaflets to passersby;  To chew with your 
mouth open; To yell "It's Bacon!" at passing police cruisers; And finally 
to perform any sexual favor demanded by any member of the penismightier.com staff at 
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