So, there's a post floating around the socials claiming that, "A Florida man was arrested for attempting to "baptize" an alligator in a Waffle House using a pitcher of iced tea."
In hopes of it being real, I went searching for the source. No luck on the alligator story, but I did find this real headline: Florida man uses ‘finger guns’ to steal Waffle House napkins, deputies say
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I should have specified "seen it live." I have seen the odd picture.
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Why does this remind me of Elon Musk blaming Ukraine for twitter outages?
War heroes and military firsts are among 26,000 images flagged for removal in Pentagon’s DEI purge
They're deleting pictures of the Enola Gay, because it has the word "Gay" in it...
Well it did fuck a whole city up the arse. That is, at an absolute minimum, sexually indiscriminate
I remember Bitchgoddess on here in about 2007 worrying that she's get deployed for a war in Iran and it would probably be the end of her
Yesterday the BBC reporting Trump saying that the US may have to get involved...
I know she was looking to be out of the guard by now, she is still in due to some complication or another I'm not completely familiar with.
Anyway. Here is hoping she doesn't get called up before she gets out in April of 2026.
Good luck Soup / Bitchgoddess !
So, there's a post floating around the socials claiming that, "A Florida man was arrested for attempting to "baptize" an alligator in a Waffle House using a pitcher of iced tea."
In hopes of it being real, I went searching for the source. No luck on the alligator story, but I did find this real headline: Florida man uses ‘finger guns’ to steal Waffle House napkins, deputies say
https://www.fox19.com/2021/10/19/florida-man-uses-finger-guns-steal-waffle-house-napkins-deputies-say/
They charged him with assault? Huh.
Maybe he fingered someone...
oof.
Ok. I'll give you that one. :-)