The whole story does make a person wonder what the cat was escaping from (or what kind of fit it was having).
The conclusion is a little surprising, strange cat attack notwithstanding. I mean, did it run over her legs, or her toes, or what?
I could see the toes. But I would actually expect that if it were her legs or some other portion of her trunk that the car would have just kept her pinned (painfully) under the car rather than actually completely running her over. Of course maybe I'm underestimating the car pictured (assuming that is the same car) or maybe it is out of tune and idling high.
I'm imagining half of FaceBook/Twitter/News Comments right now reacting negatively to that last picture..
Scenario one:
"Those kids must be puppets because I don't know what hyperbole means"
Scenario two:
"See, liberals cucks can't make a point without swearing like the fucking pussies they are"
That said, I've really been enjoying the signs that I've been seeing. A sense of humor is something the NRA side is lacking, and that actually gives me hope.
Scenario one:
"Those kids must be puppets because I don't know what hyperbole means"
I wonder how many NRA members know what it means...
About the same percentage as non-NRA members. It might be a somewhat higher percentage than that, because the deeply stupid are unlikely to join an organization of any sort.
Also: NRA members are a little taller than average. This is because the NRA is an organization, and there might be people who are too short to join organizations.
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The whole story does make a person wonder what the cat was escaping from (or what kind of fit it was having).
The conclusion is a little surprising, strange cat attack notwithstanding. I mean, did it run over her legs, or her toes, or what?
I could see the toes. But I would actually expect that if it were her legs or some other portion of her trunk that the car would have just kept her pinned (painfully) under the car rather than actually completely running her over. Of course maybe I'm underestimating the car pictured (assuming that is the same car) or maybe it is out of tune and idling high.
Oh well... hopefully she is recovering.
Donald Trump Announces Successful Delivery Of Fictional Call of Duty Fighter Jet
Next week he'll sell the B52's to Saudi Arabia. Then Saudi Arabia will declare war after they realize that Ricky Wilson has been dead since 1985.
Dutch police are confiscating expensive clothes from kids who look too poor to wear them
Emotional support peacock denied flight by United Airlines
Another emotional support animal story: Bad info from Spirit Air led me to flush pet hamster down airport toilet, student says.
After 4th DWI, man argues legal limit discriminates against alcoholics
He can't have believed that he was going to get anywhere with this argument...
Illinois governor drinks chocolate milk to demonstrate his commitment to diversity
Well.... at least you can tell he writes his own speeches?
Bikers Help Primary Opponent Defeat Texas Prosecutor In Waco
MURICA!!!
Police: Man drove stolen car to court for stolen car charge
Its unclear if he has a lawyer. Hah.
I'm curious if he plead not-guilty on the original charge.
Homeless Junkie Killed By Robot Uber Car Carrying Transgender Armed Robber
I can't tell who the author of that headline is trying to malign. I mean, other than my intelligence.
Given that the headlines assertion (although, technically true) had nothing to do with the accident, I put it in the "clickbait" category.
Full points for the headline, though...
The ‘penis facial’ is the latest disturbing beauty treatment
This was not at all what I thought it was going to be from the headline. Its so much worse.
QFT.
Not at all as entertaining as the headline promised.
That Ralph Wiggum sign is my new favorite thing.
I'm imagining half of FaceBook/Twitter/News Comments right now reacting negatively to that last picture..
Scenario one:
"Those kids must be puppets because I don't know what hyperbole means"
Scenario two:
"See, liberals cucks can't make a point without swearing like the fucking pussies they are"
That said, I've really been enjoying the signs that I've been seeing. A sense of humor is something the NRA side is lacking, and that actually gives me hope.
I wonder how many NRA members know what it means...
About the same percentage as non-NRA members. It might be a somewhat higher percentage than that, because the deeply stupid are unlikely to join an organization of any sort.
Also NRA members on average have a bit more hair than non-members, because some people are just too bald to join an organization.
I can see how a minimum amount of intelligence is required to join a random organization, but I don't see how a minimum amount of hair is required.
Bill doesn't get hyperbole, either.
Also: NRA members are a little taller than average. This is because the NRA is an organization, and there might be people who are too short to join organizations.
If I hear one more thing about hyperbole my head is going to explode.